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What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato!
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Why do ducks have feathers? To cover their butt quacks!
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What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener!
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Why did the bank teller break up with the vault? They just didn’t have the same interest.
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I told my wife her cooking reminded me of my mother’s. She said, 'Stop eating out!'
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The difference between genius and stupidity? Genius has its limits.
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Why don’t vegetarians fight? They don’t want any beef.
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My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.
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Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired.
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I wanted to lose weight, so I gave up alcohol. It was the worst 20 minutes of my life.
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Why don’t electricians get shocked? Because they know the current situation.
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I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
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I have a fear of speed bumps, but I’m slowly getting over it.
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Why do men like smart women? Opposites attract.
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Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They might crack up.
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Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish.
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Why was the adult joke so funny? It went over everyone’s heads.
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Why are relationships like algebra? You look at your X and wonder Y.
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Why did the bartender refuse to serve the ghost? It couldn’t handle its boos!
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Why did the chicken join Tinder? It wanted to find a hot chick.
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Why don’t couples ever go to the gym? Because some relationships don’t work out.
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Why did the man dump his girlfriend? She was acting sketchy—literally, she couldn’t stop doodling.
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My boss told me to have a good day. So I went home.
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I told my girlfriend she should stop pretending to be a flamingo. She put her foot down.
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