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Valentines Day Card I Love you this much Monkey
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Valentines Day Card I Love you this much Koala
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Valentines Day Card I Love you this much Penguin
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Valentines Day Card I Love you this much Bear
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Valentines Day Card I Love you this much Rabbit
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Valentines Day Card I Love you this much Cat
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Birthday Card C*ntastic Fun cheeky adults
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Why did the fish blush? It saw the ocean’s bottom!
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Why do birds always fly south in winter? Because it’s faster than walking!
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Why do ducks never grow up? They stay in de-nile!
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Why do fish never do well in school? They’re always below sea level!
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Why did the egg cross the road? To prove it wasn’t chicken!
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Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road? It ran out of juice!
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Why did the cow sit down? Because it was udderly tired!
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Why was the broom so tired? It swept all night!
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Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks? Because they don’t have pockets!
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Why did the tomato blush? It saw the salad dressing!
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Why do skeletons stay so calm? Nothing gets under their skin!
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Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work!
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Why are koalas bad at parties? Because they always leave you hanging!
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Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish!
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What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato!
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Why do ducks have feathers? To cover their butt quacks!
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What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener!
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Why did the bank teller break up with the vault? They just didn’t have the same interest.
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I told my wife her cooking reminded me of my mother’s. She said, 'Stop eating out!'
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The difference between genius and stupidity? Genius has its limits.
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Why don’t vegetarians fight? They don’t want any beef.
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My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.
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Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired.
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I wanted to lose weight, so I gave up alcohol. It was the worst 20 minutes of my life.
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Why don’t electricians get shocked? Because they know the current situation.
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