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Why did the bartender refuse to serve the ghost? It couldn’t handle its boos!
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Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired.
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Why did the chicken join Tinder? It wanted to find a hot chick.
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Why did the cow sit down? Because it was udderly tired!
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Why did the egg cross the road? To prove it wasn’t chicken!
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Why did the fish blush? It saw the ocean’s bottom!
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Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road? It ran out of juice!
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Why did the man dump his girlfriend? She was acting sketchy—literally, she couldn’t stop doodling.
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Why did the tomato blush? It saw the salad dressing!
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Why do birds always fly south in winter? Because it’s faster than walking!
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Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work!
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Why do ducks have feathers? To cover their butt quacks!
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Why do ducks never grow up? They stay in de-nile!
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Why do fish never do well in school? They’re always below sea level!
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Why do men like smart women? Opposites attract.
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Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks? Because they don’t have pockets!
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Why do skeletons stay so calm? Nothing gets under their skin!
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Why don’t couples ever go to the gym? Because some relationships don’t work out.
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Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish!
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Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They might crack up.
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Why don’t electricians get shocked? Because they know the current situation.
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Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish.
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Why don’t vegetarians fight? They don’t want any beef.
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Why Have Abs When You Can Have Kebabs
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Why was the adult joke so funny? It went over everyone’s heads.
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Why was the broom so tired? It swept all night!
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Why you coming so fast?
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Wicked always wins
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Will work for concert tickets
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Will you be my best man black on white
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will you be my bridesmaid
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Will you be my bridesmaid
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