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I run because punching people is frowned upon
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I run on beer and Christmas cheer
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I saw father Christmas splitting the G
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I See Chemtrails And I Know The Details
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I see it, i like, i want it, i got it
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I smile because you're my daughter I laugh because there's nothing you can do about it
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I smile because you're my father in law I laugh because there's nothing you can do about it
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I smile because you're my mother in law I laugh because there's nothing you can do about it
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I smile because you're my son I laugh because there's nothing you can do about it
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I solemnly swear I will smash the patriarchy
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I survived a broken arm
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I survived a broken leg
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I survived another meeting that should have been an email
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I survived having my appendix taken out
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I survived having my tonsils taken out
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I Survived Hip Surgery
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I survived knee surgery
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I survived rugby season
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I swim because punching people is frowned upon
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I Teabagged Your Drum Set movie quote
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I think me being your dog
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I Throw Darts Because Throwing People is Frowned Upon
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I Throw the Hammer Because Throwing People is Frowned Upon
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I told my girlfriend she should stop pretending to be a flamingo. She put her foot down.
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I told my wife her cooking reminded me of my mother’s. She said, 'Stop eating out!'
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I tried to be normal once, worst two minutes of my life backpack
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I tried to get you a unicorn but it wouldn't fit in the box
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I tried to retire now I work for my wife
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I try to be good but I take after my grandad baby vest
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I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
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I Walk On Water What's Your Superpower Ice Hockey
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I wanted to lose weight, so I gave up alcohol. It was the worst 20 minutes of my life.
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